I thought I was in for a treat when Mommy put my new sweater on me, grabbed my leash and her purse and ran out the door. I thought with the slightly warmer weather that we were going to the dog park, however I was sorely disappointed. Rather than leave me in my crate all afternoon, Mom thought it would be fun to take me a long. I didn't mind because I enjoy car rides, that is if I can go to the stores too. Instead, I got locked in the car for 5-10 minutes while Mommy went from store to store to store. This went on for four hours. So, for four houses I barked to protest me being left alone in the car. I also got tired of barking at all the pedestrians. It becomes pointless after awhile too. Nobody seems to understand dog for "Hey! You over there! Come here! Come pet me! Get me out of this car!"
I did get to go to college today. Sort of, again, I got left in the car at the Starbucks parking lot while Mommy tried to sell back her school books. Again, no one came to pet me or rescue me from the huge prison I was left in. Mommy and I were going to take a walk on the Oval on The Ohio State campus, but we didn't have time.
Yaaawwwwnnn! I gotta go take my nap.
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Oh poor little Oscar! You are right to be so tired!
Oscar,
You're lucky, my parents never lock me in the car while they shop, they just don't bring me. Otherwise, we seem very much alike. I bother my Daddy when he's doing school work, I have multiple ways of harrassing them when I don't get attention and my favorite is barking. Lastly, My Mommy is from a po-dunk town outside Columbus (but she hates Ohio State, sorry). Maybe we can play sometime.
The Grand Duke
PS- I will need evidence of noble lineage before I can socialize with you.
Oscar,
I am also a purebred pug but, more importantly, I am the 17th Duke of Pugsworth, and 5th Grand Duke of Pugsworth. I am a direct descendent of the Great Pug King Rollo the Great but somewhat inept. I am descended from his second son Pugeweld the Snorter II, the first Duke of Pugsworth. My Mommy is from Mt. Vernon. She's a Michigan fan out of spite.
The Grand Duke
PS- please leave your comment up so that Mommy can see it when she gets home from work.
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