Friday, May 30, 2008

Caught Red Pawed.

Memorial weekend happened to be one of the best weekends of my life. I got full run of the country and ate my fair share of bark off of the sticks in the yard. Watch this video of Mommy sneaking up on me while I'm disobediently eating bark. It's yummy and I don't know why she won't let me eat it.

Monday, May 05, 2008

But, it Looked So Good!

I don't know what got into her, but my Mom decided to make homemade dog food and then eat it for herself. She called it a Tuna Sandwich.

She kept telling me it had tuna and mayonnaise and pickle relish in it, but quite frankly, I don't care. All I cared about was that it smelled like my food and I wanted to eat it.

One day, my parents were in the kitchen cooking and Mommy opened the refrigerator door and turned around to talk to Daddy. When she turned back around, my head was inside the fridge and I was sniffing out this Tuna Sandwich stuff.

I was so engrossed in finding this food that I didn't realize Mommy was watching me! I looked up at her and my heart skipped a beat and I ran from the fridge.

They wanted photos and so they tried to get me to go search for this food, but I wouldn't. I was afraid I'd get in trouble. After all, never once have I ever gotten in the fridge ever before!

See, I don't like it when they put me in situations that I know are wrong. Aren't they the ones who are supposed to teach me not to do stuff like this?

They even took the lid off so I could smell it better and even eat it if I so desired.

So, I snuck up there by myself and took a sniff. Then, I jumped back, "I can't do this! I'm not allowed to. After all, this is probably a trap!"

So I walked away. After thinking about this, I realized that I should have just given in to the temptation and stole Mommy's dog food. I know it sure would have been yummy.

I never did eat the tuna salad for sandwiches. While I made it as basic as it can be made, it just didn't look very good and it did smell incredibly like Oscar's dog food though much stronger-which made it all the more unappetizing. Oscar, on the other hand, went crazy while I was making this. He probably got to eat a small amount of the tuna salad, but I honestly don't remember. After this incident, it was thrown away. ~Oscar's Mom.