Mommy came home from her last day of working at the state fair and brought me a present! I was quite excited until I saw what it was. The following picture is worth a 1,000 words all in itself (sorry for the cliche).
I do not like wearing hats, much less wearing hick John Deere hats. What does she think I am a farm dog? Quite the opposite, my friend. I am very much a preppy, city dog. I do not know what she was thinking. Unfortunately, I fell for her stupid tricks. I really wanted my rawhide so she bribed me with it if I'd wear the hat.
Next time woman, I will not fall for your tricks.
Go ahead, take the pictures and laugh, but don't expect this to happen ever again. This will be the first and last time you see me like this.....
Ever! I won't be cooperating the next time, not like I cooperated this time, but it will be much much worse.
I do not like wearing hats, much less wearing hick John Deere hats. What does she think I am a farm dog? Quite the opposite, my friend. I am very much a preppy, city dog. I do not know what she was thinking. Unfortunately, I fell for her stupid tricks. I really wanted my rawhide so she bribed me with it if I'd wear the hat. Next time woman, I will not fall for your tricks.
Go ahead, take the pictures and laugh, but don't expect this to happen ever again. This will be the first and last time you see me like this.....Ever! I won't be cooperating the next time, not like I cooperated this time, but it will be much much worse.
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2 comments:
Oscar,
My parents think you look really cute in your John Deere hat. Maybe you're like the guy in "Green Acres"...you know, a preppy city dog that longs for the vast open expanses of the green rolling hills. Of course, your mommy could just be a jerk.
The Grand Duke
owner is alwiz being weird...
v dogs r best when going naked...
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