Mommy came home from her last day of working at the state fair and brought me a present! I was quite excited until I saw what it was. The following picture is worth a 1,000 words all in itself (sorry for the cliche).
I do not like wearing hats, much less wearing hick John Deere hats. What does she think I am a farm dog? Quite the opposite, my friend. I am very much a preppy, city dog. I do not know what she was thinking. Unfortunately, I fell for her stupid tricks. I really wanted my rawhide so she bribed me with it if I'd wear the hat. Next time woman, I will not fall for your tricks.
Go ahead, take the pictures and laugh, but don't expect this to happen ever again. This will be the first and last time you see me like this.....Ever! I won't be cooperating the next time, not like I cooperated this time, but it will be much much worse.