Poop, Pee, and Other Things -Not For the Fainthearted or Weak Stomached-

Did you know that dogs in the U.S create 3.6 billion lbs of poo every year and that it would cover 800 football fields one foot deep? It's true. And, one single gram of dog poo contains over 23 million bacteria.

Well, somebody, somewhere, decided that we are natural artists in an attempt to make some money. However, you won't find smocks, paint or paintbrushes with us when we create our work of art. Hence, I said, we are natural artists.

Someone, a real genius I might add, decided to showcase our work of art in a calendar. Yep, that's right, dog poo can hang on your walls someday.



My Mother would not take a picture of mine. It's a shame too, I was going to entitle my work of art "Red Laces." She was not so amused and has since then banned me from playing with my red ball. I like to eat all the strings off of this thing.



AND, if you really don't like someone: dogdoo.com For $30 you can send your arch nemesis the "PooPoo Platter," the extra large grande. We can think of a few people we'd love to send that to.
What about you?


In pee news, when you gotta go, you gotta go. You can't always wait for the humans to take you out. Outside I mean. To potty. You know, what I mean.

To show my disgust at Purdue losing their last football game as well as to show disgust to my mother who was too busy knitting to pay any attention to me, I peed on the floor. I stood their whining and she ignored me thinking I wanted to play fetch-which I don't do-finally, I stood on my hind paws, tapped her arm. Nothing. So, I peed on the floor.

The pug in the video below....well, let's just say his owner probably had it coming to him too.