Saturday, January 13, 2007
Mr. Foamy McBedpooper
Mommy's home and then she's not, and then she come back only to leave again later, then she come home AND then, she just sits on the couch with these huge books and totally ignores me! Then Daddy comes home and then plays with his new Wii, or watches football. Hello! What about me?!
I'm tired of being ignored, so very tired. I've barked till I couldn't bark anymore, I've whined till I can't make anymore sounds. I've cried till I've had no more tears. What can I do to get some attention around here?!
Well, I thought I discovered the secret to getting someone's attention. I figure if you can't get attention by being cute and well-behaved then maybe it'd be time to shake things up a bit. I mean, any type of attention is better than no attention. Right? WRONG!
So, when Daddy and Mommy were getting ready to climb into bed, I jumped up in the bed and let the ploppers out on their dry clean only comforter! hehe.. Daddy was so mad! I've never seen him so angry with me before. At that point I began wondering if it was such a good idea, so I went and hid in a corner....
"NO, BAD DOG, BAD, BAAAADDDDD DOOOG!" That was all I heard for a few minutes. When I escaped from my corner I went downstairs with Mommy to get some febreeze. I really must have stunk up the place. For the next couple of minutes I was sneezing country apple.
Let's just say it was not a pleasant evening for me. I still got to sleep in the big bed...with new blankets of course.
I think Daddy is still mad at me because he keeps calling me Mr. McBedpooper or Foamy McBedpooper. All I wanted was a little attention....I think though, I'll just keep to myself for the next few days.