Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Suspicious Activities

Alert: There have been reports and sightings of suspicious activities occurring in my home. Boxes are piling up, things are being pulled out of closets and thrown on the floor, and personal belongings are slowly disappearing. No matter where I go or what I do it's becoming increasingly difficult to maneuver through the apartment. Boxes that used to be on the floor are no longer there and have been replaced with new ones.

Last night, while the parents were sleeping, I got out of bed and inspected the place. I stealthily creeped around the apartment and ate a few Kleenexes for stamina. When I was sure the place had been secured and saw no new activity going on, I jumped back into bed (I really need to work on my landing, I woke up Mommy and she became privy to my activities. I hope she doesn't suspect that I am on to her).

Where is this stuff going? I don't know, but I have to remain on high alert.

I will keep you posted. More to follow later.

1 comment:

Ronin_The_Pug said...

Oh boy! What are your parents planning! Plzzz keep us informed!