As a member and Director of the Uniform Division of the Secret Police of the PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ (Pugs Against Lazy Bloggers Who Adversely Affect The Honorable Reputation Of Dedicated Canine Bloggers Who Do Their Part To Help Humans' Workdays Pass Quickly) I am now required to not let three work days go by without blogging. Otherwise, I will be stripped of my title and my membership.
Now, since this policy was created today and my last post was posted on Sunday (I had written Friday, but didn't post till Sunday), I hope that the policy does not go into affect until today. I only hope that my Mother's laziness, which she passes off as extreme fatigue, won't interfere with my job duties as Director of the Uniform Division of the Secret Police or my blogging. I don't want her to be the reason as to why I get kicked out of the PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ.
Also this is a message to those who are a part of the PALBWAATHRODCBWDTPTHHWPQ: the secret police are watching you. Don't assume we don't know what you are or are not up to.
For membership questions contact Winston. For questions on policy please direct those to Goodboy Norman Featherstone.
Anyway, here are some pictures of me eating peanut butter.
Several weeks ago, Mommy made peanut butter bars-which I love-and she let me lick off the spoon before she put it in the dishwasher.
I couldn't quite get it off of my chin.
I eventually gave up and sat on the kitchen rug. I thought I'd save the rest for later when I had more energy to get it off my chin.