Ohio Democrat Seeking to Outlaw 'Pit Bull Terrior' Ownership

Ohio Democrat Seeking to Outlaw 'Pit Bull Terrior' Ownership

There is something in my bed that smells yummy and I am going to find it.

It smells a bit like milkbone crumbs, but I hope it's even yummier.

My parents don't like me playing with my bed. In fact, my parents took my last bed away from me after I constantly mistook it as a plaything.

I just need to pull out the cushion and then I'll find the missing treats!

I know it's somewhere around here.

What if there aren't any treats? Well, something is in my bed that's for sure.

What are you looking at? I wasn't doing anything.

Chewing Away

I've discovered my new favorite toy. I've had it since Easter and it's recently become my favorite.

I don't know why I wasn't into playing with this toy until recently.


I like to chew off the little red knobs. Sometimes I eat the red knobs other times I like to leave them on the couch or the floor for my parents to pick up.


Sometimes, I get in the zone when I'm chewing such that I have no idea what else is going on around me.

Memorial Day Weekend Part Two

Well I know I promised pictures and have yet to put them up. The photos below are from Memorial Day Weekend when I spent the afternoon outside with my Uncle J and my Mommy.

Here I am exploring the countryside and seeing how far I can test my boundaries. My boundaries are often limited by my mother who doesn't seem to recognize that outside I am a King.

Below are photos of me ruling my kingdom.





Mommy did not like it when I tried to cross the street. Not only that, she wouldn't let me go in the corn fields either. So I guess my kingdom only really extends to the cornfields and the street, but still that's like 4.5 acres which is more than what most indoor pugs get.

My Uncle J found me a stick. BTW, I am now older than him in human years despite the fact that I'm only 2.5 years-old in dog years. This stick had a lot of flaky bark which I then tried to eat. Yummy! Thanks Uncle J!


Though, Mommy did not like me eating the bark either. So when she came near me-I ran. I'm basically a cheetah, but you can't tell in this picture. You can see my rippling muscles.


OKAY! Fine! You can see my rippling skin rolls.




When I tired of running, I laid in the cool grass.

I tried hiding the fact that I still had my stick and I was eating it.

Oh hi there, Mom! I don't have anything!

Caught Red Pawed.

Memorial weekend happened to be one of the best weekends of my life. I got full run of the country and ate my fair share of bark off of the sticks in the yard. Watch this video of Mommy sneaking up on me while I'm disobediently eating bark. It's yummy and I don't know why she won't let me eat it.

But, it Looked So Good!

I don't know what got into her, but my Mom decided to make homemade dog food and then eat it for herself. She called it a Tuna Sandwich.

She kept telling me it had tuna and mayonnaise and pickle relish in it, but quite frankly, I don't care. All I cared about was that it smelled like my food and I wanted to eat it.

One day, my parents were in the kitchen cooking and Mommy opened the refrigerator door and turned around to talk to Daddy. When she turned back around, my head was inside the fridge and I was sniffing out this Tuna Sandwich stuff.


I was so engrossed in finding this food that I didn't realize Mommy was watching me! I looked up at her and my heart skipped a beat and I ran from the fridge.

They wanted photos and so they tried to get me to go search for this food, but I wouldn't. I was afraid I'd get in trouble. After all, never once have I ever gotten in the fridge ever before!

See, I don't like it when they put me in situations that I know are wrong. Aren't they the ones who are supposed to teach me not to do stuff like this?

They even took the lid off so I could smell it better and even eat it if I so desired.

So, I snuck up there by myself and took a sniff. Then, I jumped back, "I can't do this! I'm not allowed to. After all, this is probably a trap!"

So I walked away. After thinking about this, I realized that I should have just given in to the temptation and stole Mommy's dog food. I know it sure would have been yummy.


I never did eat the tuna salad for sandwiches. While I made it as basic as it can be made, it just didn't look very good and it did smell incredibly like Oscar's dog food though much stronger-which made it all the more unappetizing. Oscar, on the other hand, went crazy while I was making this. He probably got to eat a small amount of the tuna salad, but I honestly don't remember. After this incident, it was thrown away. ~Oscar's Mom.

Mmm...Sweet Apples

Lately Mommy's been on a bit of a health food kick...well, I won't say lately because recently she's been caught eating spoonfuls of chocolate chip cookie dough or batter for cobbler. This is fine with me as long as she shares which, usually she'll let me eat off the spoon.

So anyway, for awhile our fridge was full of fruits and vegetables. Yuck, vegetables. But, she's got these apples that look and smell very tasty. Little did I know how good they really were!

I like them because they're sweet and juicy! Yes, I said I like them. That's right-she lets me eat them!
She won't let me eat the whole thing, which really bothers me, because I can just see me rolling it around the floor and biting out huge chunks. Mommy thinks I'll make a big mess, because as it is I'm already a sloppy apple eater.



She usually lets me eat the last few bites, but I really wish she wasn't so stingy and would let me eat more. I also know that when she throws away the apple there are many more bites left. Like the core...she really doesn't have to throw that away. Oh and, I'm sure those black things, what are they? Seeds? I'm sure they're very tasty! I think I will have to steal some and plant my own apple tree. I won't be sharing my apples with anyone. Well, maybe the pretty pug that lives across the street from me. I bet she's never had an apple.



Eating apples requires my full attention. Mmmmm....tasty....

Now, I just need to convince Mommy to buy more apples because recently I haven't seen any in the fridge (yes, I've been in the fridge, but that's another post for another day). Then, my goal is to convince her to give me a whole apple. What? They're healthy, it'd be better than giving me milkbones or treats for my kong several times a day....which she still doesn't do. Hmmm....looks like I'll have to work on that too..