Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Oscar Party!

My parents have been very lazy lately. Well, at least just my Mother. She's the one who is supposed to update my blog, but she's been "too busy and uninspired." Look at this face, do you really think she can't be inspired? Yeah, that's what I thought too.....


Anyway, I'm upset with them because I heard something about an Oscar party on Sunday night! I was so excited because I thought I was going to have a party. I thought it was a party to watch me and I even thought it would be televised. I could have sworn that I heard "Let's watch Oscar on TV." But, I guess I was wrong. I really wish they would stop saying things like that. A dog can get the wrong idea and then be really disappointed and that's never a good thing. Apparently, there was no Oscar party and I certainly wasn't on TV....yet. I guess the Oscars are where celebrities put on their best clothes and get some sort of award. Hmm...I wonder if I should have put on my best clothes....


So Daddy was gone again. I wasn't too happy about it because Mommy said I had to be a man and protect her from all the night noises. I don't like those noises. But the real issue came when she said I had to be a man and to be a man meant I couldn't play with my blanket anymore! Real men don't play with their blankets? I don't want to stop playing with my blanket...it's my primary sense of joy. I'm not sure if she knows what she is talking about. I think real men are those who play with their blankets, are proud of it and aren't afraid of what the humans or other dogs say. I still played with my blanket and I still barked at the strange noises that occurred in the night. I even barked at the dog in the mirror and chased him away! He's a real slicker....one minute he's around and the next second, up close all I see is me and he has completely disappeared. But, he hasn't fooled me. I know he's around there somewhere. One of these days, I'll get him before he disappears!



Also, since I had to be a man, that meant I got to sleep on top of Daddy's pillow every night. This made it easier for me to hear strange noises and see strange shadows at the same time making it easier for me to pop up and start barking!

6 comments:

Page said...

Winston sleeps on his daddy's pillow when he's gone as well! Too cute!

Paula @ Pug Hugs said...

Oscar;

I think you deserves your very own Oscar for being the man!

Weeny&Daisy said...

awwwww! We would have prefered to see you on the television! We bet you did a great job of protecting your mummy when your daddy was away, well done!

Love Weeny and Daisy xx

moggy said...

Oscar you are a man among men and definitely worth a big party. (You look cute when you are sleeping too)

Goodboy Norman Featherstone said...

Oh Oscar - I'm so sorry to hear about your ruff times. First your party fizzles out, and then your Daddy Person leaves you. You poor guy - you just can't get a break!

ronin the pug said...

Heyyy Oscar!! Sorry for not commenting for a looong time! Party? I want to go to a party!
Hugs!