My Birthday!

I'm two-years old now! That makes me like-what? 14 in human years? Dude, I'm totally a teenager now which means I get to tell my parents what to do. Well...Ok, it looks like not a whole lot will change. I pretty much tell them what to do as it is already.

I had a great birthday! I got up early that morning and spent some much needed quality time alone with Daddy. He actually was home for awhile. I'm sorry I didn't update and tell you all. Thanks for being worried about me though! Daddy and I played video games together and watched TV and napped on the couch, that is until Mommy came home. She and Daddy then left me home alone for a few hours.

But, when they came back, they came back with a birthday present for me!

It's a pet alligator! And, it's alive!


At first it didn't seem alive. I thought it was just a stuffed toy.
But then, something magical happens-it wakes up and attacks you. He's not very friendly. So I bite him and he bites back. His name also happens to be "Bite Me."

The alligator even drank out of my water bowl and ate out of my food bowl. Who does he think he is? He's also loud and squeaks a lot.

I love my new toy, but for some reason my parents don't let me play with him very much. I think they're afraid I might hurt him. But, I am more concerned with him hurting me!

Here is a video of me playing with my new pet toy!



I also got new treats for my birthday as well.

It was a pretty fun day and a successful birthday in the fact that my Mommy didn't make me wear a stupid birthday cone!

Missing My Daddy

My Daddy travels every once in awhile and when he does, it really throws off my schedule. You see, Daddy usually is home first, then Mommy. Well, I'm not used to having Mommy come home first. When he's gone, she'll come home take me out and then feed me. Then I will go to our back door for an hour and wait for Daddy to come home. Usually it's the opposite. Usually Daddy comes home and feeds me and then I wait at the window for Mommy to come home.

You can see all of my nose smudges on the window. That's how you know it's my window spot. Mommy would clean the windows from time to time, but she's learned it useless. My parents also learned to leave the blinds up because I've already broken them by sticking my face in them all the time.

Mommy has a bad habit of leaving her shoes in the doorway. You'd think she'd be grown up about it and put them away, but no. She's not. She leaves them in my way every night.

Cold Weather Blues...

I don't know about you but I'm getting really tired of being cooped up inside because of the cold. I don't have much to report on right now because I haven't done anything over the last week. All I do is sleep and play fetch with my parents. Something about this cold weather makes them awfully lazy. All they want to do is lay around and be fat and lazy and eat or sleep. I don't mind eating or sleeping, but they're not sharing their food with me!


The other day I tried to get my parents to play fetch with me. They threw the ball a little bit and then I got tired.

This is what I spend most of my days doing. Sleeping.

Today it was about 9 degrees Fahrenheit. The wind chill was supposed to be between 10-15 degrees below zero and the temperature was supposed to feel like it was between 15 and 24 degrees below zero. But, I doubt it was actually that cold. I slept for a good portion of the day while avoiding my Mom. She keeps threatening to give me a bath. I don't know what her deal is, I don't think I smell too bad.

Well, I hope everyone else is staying warm!

Highlights From 2007!

I hope everyone had a great Christmas and New Years! I know I had a great time, but I'm home now and finally getting back into the daily grind. I am sure that by know you are back home and are just getting started on your first work week of the year. It's good to be home, but I don't like it now that my parents are at work. I wish we were on vacation again.

To celebrate the end of one year and the beginning of another I decided to recap some 2007 highlights.

1. My first snow day!



I learned that the cold makes me frisky and the wet snow disgusts me. But, I do like the feeling of going inside after being outside and cuddling on the couch with my parents.
I could go without my sweater, but it does make me feel nice and warm.


2. My first self-deprecating most humiliating birthday ever!
She said I had to do this for my blog. Riight! She goaded me into this with food.

3. We moved.

Where's Oscar?


4. My attempt to TP the apartment was foiled.


Sometimes the parents are a huge nuisance. Note to self: Take care of the parents before attempting my next crime.

5. Learned new things about myself.

A. During intense wrestling matches I learned I transform into a psychotic booger eating pug.


B. I am a talented dancer.

C. And would not make a very good sumo wrestler...well, until I gain the pug pudge. I will also need a more appropriate sumo loincloths.



6. I conquered my fear of the dog agility course and mastered the ramp and loved it!
It was a blast! 7. Finally, this brings me to my second Christmas. Christmas was good to me this year as I'm sure you figured out from previous posts.



I like ribbon!

Christmas was fun, but I did have to fight a toddler for my toy! He really was just trying to play tug with me but didn't really know the rules.